14 Things I Love and Hate
Valentine’s Day is about a cliche as it gets. In the spirit of those in love or in heartbreak, I figured I’d share 14 things that I love, and 14 things I hate.
I love tater tots … maybe more than a good thin crust pizza.
I hate onions. Even the ones called sweet.
I love improvisation, lamp, and the rest of that movie too.
I hate the music of Rod Stewart.
I love the smell of freshly printed 4-color brochures.
I hate walking into a bathroom with poor ventilation.
I love how certain people seem to reinvent themselves with ease.
I hate seeing good people give up.
I love how sincere Joey conducts himself.
I hate watching people put on Chapstick.
I love Rebekah’s innocence.
I hate the hearing the words slacks, moist and penetration.
I love holding hands.
I hate movies featuring live-action pets that speak.
I love how Aaron can dramatically effect the energy in a room for the better.
I hate that not everyone likes cauliflower.
I love that I have a tight circle of friends who know me better than me.
I hate the days when I don’t laugh.
I love the sound of wood pencils in a sharpener.
I hate watching a pencil die.
I love and admire how resilient Julie can be.
I hate birds. They peck, they poop, and they have beaks.
I love music and need it like water.
I hate walnuts in brownies.
I love getting paint on my hands, so much that it’s like a topical cocaine.
I hate smoking.
I love Max. Even if he is … a little shit.
I hate lists.